SiliconNooB returns from a week-long matrimonial booze-up thoroughly disinfected with alcohol, but also losing his ability to function as a gamer, and increasingly inclined to use of ‘easy mode’ and ‘golden feathers’, much to the consternation of Caspius.
When Lusipurr declares war, the site’s giant robots are reactivated and the trench-digging commences. But even exciting Cricket and increased Zestria production are not enough to forestall gloomy news from the Nintendo, Konami, and Square Enix fronts.
Hideo Kojima hints at taking the reins of the Silent Hill series, Nintendo primes the retail check-out by creating artificial scarcity, and Notch refuses to have Minecraft certified for Windows 8 in this week’s news.
Microsoft kills off a Silent Hill HD patch with their money grubbing, Dragon Quest X launches to less than expected sales figures, and Konami provides free game recompense (with strings) in this week’s highly conditional news fine print.
This week Konami belt some franchise release dates to all ends of the field, while Square Enix send their men out to the ropes in hope of an early breakthrough.
Konami butcher their two greatest Silent Hill classics amid claims that they have short-changed the original cast on the residuals that they were owed.
The panelists rage against censorship whilst Biggs files her nails. Suddenly appearing out of the blue, RootBeerKing talks about games no one has ever heard of, and Lane proposes genocide as the best way to solve the crippling Texan Grill Crisis of 2011.