Occulus Rift executive arrested for the attempted molestation of underage girls, Super Mario Run was probably profitable but still a flop, and Mike Kennedy is back asking for money in the news of the week!
Denis Dyack throws his lot in with GamerGate, Konami apologises for trashing their fans, and CD Projekt Red are hypocrites in the news of the week!
Denis Dyack maintains silence over further child abuse allegations, Phil Spencer tries to convince gamers that Microsoft is not evil by appealing to their appreciation of business practice, and 1080p suddenly matters to Microsoft in the news of the week!
Yoichi Wada is named chairman of the board, Australia’s ratings system is even worse than before, Atlus faces its most dire existential threat, and Silicon Knights/Precursor Games key creative talent has been arrested for being a child pornographer!
Microsoft doubles down on failure, Sony doubles down on their responsiveness to core gamers, and Double Fine doubles down on its fineness in the news of the week
Warren Spector hates on violent games because he cannot get his own bad games funded, Dennis Dyack is up to his jowls in corporate crime, and Sony are not expecting any major fiscal pain from the launch of PS4 in the news of the week.
Feminism rears its unkempt head to tarnish Dragon’s Crown, Nintendo begs Wii owners to consider buying Wii U, and Dennis Dyack details his plans to rob gullible Nintendo fanboys blind in the news of the week.
More bad news and faux pas for Nintendo’s Wii U console, while Warren Spector’s Junction Point Studios has been dissolved by Disney.
Addicted to koala feed, Deimosion refuses to eat his specially-selected bamboo shoots. Kenjuuju and Imitanis offer a care package from Magna Brittania, but fearing the result which a diet of butter and dirt might cause, Lusipurr preemptively fires them.