Lusipurr, Imitanis, and SiliconNooB welcome renowned Minster of EA Fineness Chris 'Sabin' Privitere to rule upon the latest corporate double-speak put forth by the embattled software giant. Meanwhile, Microsoft solemnly swears that it is up to no good.
Final Fantasy X HD will include an enhanced version of Final Fantasy X-2, the next Xbox looks to strangle consumers with DRM, and Richard Garriott claims to be the world's best game designer in the news of the week.
SimCity is razed, Xbox Live Gold is made more expensive for families, and developers open up about their craft in the news of the week.
When Imitanis and SiliconNooB try to end the podcast on a depressing note, Lusipurr steps in to save the listeners from lasting psychiatric damage. With a few buttons, Riddles is summoned and, with Eeyore-like complacency, he duly satisfies Lusi's whims.
When SiliconNooB and Blitzmage bristle at the idea of paying moderate taxes that will provide for the conservation of historical sites, Lusipurr is forced to explain the value of preserving classical heritage--a principle in which he leads by example.
Fake Black Isle raises the collection plate to make Kickstarter look positively saintly by comparison, EA turns cloud saves into a form of punitive DRM, and War Z gets pulled from Steam for being utterly dreadful in the week's CHRISTMAS news.