Nintendo's addiction to gimmickry ruins Mario Maker on the 3DS, Final Fantasy XV's story takes place over the course of ten years, and Tecmo triggers the SJWs in the news of the week!
The Infinite Warfare reveal is the second most unpopular Youtube video ever, the recent NX rumours may not be accurate, and David Jaffe goes full McIntosh in the news of the week!
NX will launch in March of 2017, PSN now earns more revenue than all of Nintendo, and SJWs scupper a once in a lifetime opportunity in the news of the week!
Alison Rapp has been fired by Nintendo for a breach of contract, Final Fantasy XV releases September 30, SJWs have caused Square Enix to censor Star Ocean V, and orphans pilot mechs in the news of the week!
When Nintendo replaces the Fire Emblem: Fates script with the output from a meme generator, SiliconNooB demands that Treehouse be destroyed. Lusipurr, always more circumspect, suggests a political solution: the formation of a true Lusipurrean Empire.