The possibility of a VII remake is stamped out for good and all by Wada, the 3DS XL is set to launch July/August, Reggie blasts anyone not with Nintendo's program, and Hiromichi Tanaka takes his leave of Square Enix in this week's oddly symmetrical news.
Despite not knowing the date, the episode number, or his own name, Lusipurr nevertheless throws down the gauntlet to the readers of Lusipurr.com, challenging them to donate money to ensure his first review ever is of one of the worst RPGs ever produced.
There's nothing bigger than Christmas antipodean style, and Australian Christmas doesn't disappoint. Earnings forecasts are down, Foster's sales are up, and Nate Liles is conspicuously absent and almost certainly drunk. Get out your semaphor kit, mate!