As the Summer Donation Drive begins, and with E3 rapidly approaching, Lusipurr finally insists that SiliconNooB must curtail his unreasonable and obsessive Golden Axe fixation, before his extravagant spending on vintage arcade machines bankrupts the site.
With Lusipurr and SiliconNooB recovering from the influenza, Reetin arrives to help speed their recovery with lofty thoughts, an uplifting outlook, and a buoyant attitude. But a bevy of news both chilling and damp worsens the panelists' conditions.
The two grumpy old men--disconsolate Lusipurr and delighted SiliconNooB--reconvene with the Ashes now lost by England, discussing topics including Pokemon, Miyamoto, Star Citizen, Kinect, and the rolling calamity that is PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds.
Lusipurr, SiliconNooB, and Adeki commiserate (or rejoice) at England's (or Australia's) terrible (or wonderful) performance in the Cricket, but are then buried under an avalanche of news. Only Ron's Ron Magic can save them from asphyxiation and pumpkins.
PUBG launches on Xbone in a less than ideal state, Nintendo doubles down on mobile games, and Crytek sues Star Citizen in the news of the week!