In response to a collapse of morality in the world of EVE Online, Lusipurr outlines his plan to bring jobs and security to the country, Adeki and SiliconNooB present NintendoNews, Durga summarises the anime season, and Imitanis reports on Blizzcon.
Lusipurr and Ethos discuss the many unbalanced weaponry issues which plague modern video games, from Modern Warfare to Mario Kart to The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword. Also, Rodgers and Hammerstein and The Blackeyed Peas receive much-deserved scorn.
When the podcast is routed through Australian Semaphore, unexpected felicity is the order of the day. Nate Liles is struck dumb, Ginia's voice is lowered in pitch so humans can hear it, and Lusipurr is able to read poetry without constant interruption!
With piss-poor news and scorching weather, the podcast panel is too knackered to think of anything witty or interesting to fill the time with. Lusipurr does his best to fill out the hour using every gimmick he can think of, but the panelists resist.
Lusipurr is depressed, and who can blame him? Forced to babysit Nate Liles once a week for several hours, he contemplates other paths his life might have taken: astronaut, president, Pope. Oh well, he'll just have to settle for internet celebrity instead.
After a week of posting absolute nonsense, the Lusipurr.com staff finally decides to really drive a nail into their Fearless Leader's coffin. Nate Liles explodes, leaving only Australians and Canadians behind. Meanwhile, Lusipurr comes down with Shingles.