When Final Fantasy XV fails, Tabata disseminates fake news and creates an internet survey about Squeenix's game development. Lusipurr, SiliconNooB, and Adeki duly complete the survey, only to discover what they knew all along: Adeki is a Hufflepuff.
Lusipurr, SiliconNooB, and Adeki report on the latest anime partnerships and hardware news about virtual reality, the PS4 Pro, and the CouragePhone 7, whilst twilight falls on Camelot, heralding a winter of discontent for Arthur, Lancelot, and Guenevere.
Lusipurr, SiliconNooB, and Adeki return to discussing video games in a week chock-full of news, including the potential announcement of StarCraft HD, and Square Enix's novel approach of using dying children as a marketing point for Final Fantasy XV.
When Lord Gaben hears last week's Lusipurr.com special report into Steam gambling connivances, he takes whip (cease and desist notices) in hand (e-mail), and casts forth (notifies) the moneychangers (gambling bot owners) from the temple (Steam OpenID).
When SiliconNooB and Lusipurr discover that not only does Adeki's mother identify as a Boeing 787 Dreamliner, but that his father is a furry as well, the staff come together to celebrate how furries improve the world of online multiplayer video gaming.
SiliconNooB and Lusipurr celebrate Dependence Day at Ayers Rock by watching England beat Ceylon. Meanwhile, Imitanis and Adeki plot rebellion and mutiny, but are forestalled by a Frenchman with a penchant for les poissons--and intellectual property theft.