As further Final Fantasy VII Remake details surface, Caspius and SiliconNooB conclude that the forthcoming title will serve only to destroy all trace of the original’s excellence, henceforth replacing it, for new gamers, with Nomura’s fetid production.
SiliconNooB makes merry, and then some, before joining Caspius in a considerable state of inebriation. The news is examined in due course, followed by the knock-out round of the Smash Bros. Tournament, without any sign of SiliconNooB’s unnamed ‘thingy’.
When SiliconNooB is laid low by another bout of the Australian Flu (sobreity), Imitanis and Lusipurr are left to cover the news themselves, whilst also unveiling the spring 2019 site playthrough and an opportunity for 2018 donators to receive [bad] games.
The two grumpy old men–disconsolate Lusipurr and delighted SiliconNooB–reconvene with the Ashes now lost by England, discussing topics including Pokemon, Miyamoto, Star Citizen, Kinect, and the rolling calamity that is PlayerUnknown’s Battlegrounds.
Lusipurr, SiliconNooB, and Adeki commiserate (or rejoice) at England’s (or Australia’s) terrible (or wonderful) performance in the Cricket, but are then buried under an avalanche of news. Only Ron’s Ron Magic can save them from asphyxiation and pumpkins.
When SiliconNooB and Lusipurr discover that not only does Adeki’s mother identify as a Boeing 787 Dreamliner, but that his father is a furry as well, the staff come together to celebrate how furries improve the world of online multiplayer video gaming.
As E3 looms on the horizon, Imitanis and SiliconNooB assist Lusipurr in presenting the veritable deluge of industry news, covering everything from game releases to new game announcements to future games in playable preview–AND the Holy Grail is found!
As Pokemon stores roll out a vast array of Pokemon-butt merchandise, Lusipurr and SiliconNooB review Samo Studios’ Chrono Cinematica, preview the Autumn 2015 anime line-up, look at changes to FFXV, and question Microsoft’s future in console development.
After reaching the previous MAP milestone of 120 episodes, Lusipurr consolidates the Megaphones Ahoy! and Starlight Megaphone episode numbers into a single production list, and SiliconNooB and Gyme cause a ‘technical difficulty’ with obscene utterances.
Ethos has been sick and miserable, so instead of a thoughtful and provocative article, he has resorted to a cheap list. Read on to see which predictable and lame titles he chose as his most anticipated for the rest of 2012.