With Lusipurr and SiliconNooB recovering from the influenza, Reetin arrives to help speed their recovery with lofty thoughts, an uplifting outlook, and a buoyant attitude. But a bevy of news both chilling and damp worsens the panelists' conditions.
Nintendo puts together an outlandish new plan to save the Wii U, Microsoft buys Gears of War, and Square Enix lies about Tomb Raider's deficiencies in the news of the week!
Nintendo drastically revises downward their Wii U sales estimates, Tomb Raider finally becomes profitable, and PS4 teardowns reveal additional components in the news of the week.
Kingdom Hearts III is not actually in development, Square Enix are looking to move away from traditional console game experiences, and Sony are looking to salve the Vita by releasing some unusual Vita SKUs in the news of the week!
Destructoid writer is fired for telling the truth, Square Enix are to shun consoles in favour of social gaming development, and EA announces the end of 'online passes' in the news of the week.
Square Enix discloses the sales-targets for Eidos' 'failures', Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon is leaked early due to DRM exploits, and Resident Evil: Revelations HD charges players for 'Raid Mode' DLC/'Season pass' in the news of the week.