Fresh on the heels of the development of Zestria, Lusipurr Labs produces another vital and useful product: Imitanus, for your anus. SiliconNooB and Imitanis test the product and its application facilities, which are very popular with lorry drivers.
Square Enix discloses the sales-targets for Eidos’ ‘failures’, Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon is leaked early due to DRM exploits, and Resident Evil: Revelations HD charges players for ‘Raid Mode’ DLC/’Season pass’ in the news of the week.
Addicted to koala feed, Deimosion refuses to eat his specially-selected bamboo shoots. Kenjuuju and Imitanis offer a care package from Magna Brittania, but fearing the result which a diet of butter and dirt might cause, Lusipurr preemptively fires them.
Confronted by a dinner bill for ninety-three thousand Pokedollars, Lusipurr is unhinged. But the teachings of renowned existentialist Waluigi bring no succour, for the purple-clad villain has his own philosophical pitfalls prepared for the unwary. Waaaaa!
This week, Imitanis discusses DRM and his experiences with always online games.