Microsoft doubles down on failure, Sony doubles down on their responsiveness to core gamers, and Double Fine doubles down on its fineness in the news of the week
The matter of used games on the PS4 may not be as settled as initially thought, Australia's new R18+ rating gets it comically wrong, and terrible parents get rewarded for their negligence in the news of the week.
Square Enix announce a HD re-release of Final Fantasy VII, Namco Bandai announce the Western release of Tales of Xillia, and an EU court abolishes software EULAs even as John Riccitiello cries tears for speculative money in this week's positive news boons
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At least it's short.