Microsoft doubles down on failure, Sony doubles down on their responsiveness to core gamers, and Double Fine doubles down on its fineness in the news of the week
Twitter campaign ahoy! In the aftermath of the Xbone hating on used games, thousands used Twitter to beg Sony executives to not do the same with the PS4. With all this hate on used games, Gyme asks are they as evil as some make them out to be?
The matter of used games on the PS4 may not be as settled as initially thought, Australia’s new R18+ rating gets it comically wrong, and terrible parents get rewarded for their negligence in the news of the week.
Square Enix announce a HD re-release of Final Fantasy VII, Namco Bandai announce the Western release of Tales of Xillia, and an EU court abolishes software EULAs even as John Riccitiello cries tears for speculative money in this week’s positive news boons
Professor Layton vs. Ace Attorney will make its way to international shores, Valve looks at a calendar, trading in your games is tantamount to drug trafficking, and competition with controllers may advance the future of medicine.
As expected of the Lusipurr.com News Tits, Biggs makes masturbation jokes amidst Ubisoft’s money scheming and Square’s music making! Fap fap fantastic!
Site donations go live and readers queue up by the score to invest their hard-earned funds in the world’s most important going concern: video game news blogs. With a fistful of dollars, the staff begin to plan a Foster’s-oriented trip to Australia. Or E3.
At least it’s short.