Half-Life fans get their monkey paw wish, PS5 patents are perused, and PS5 rumours are examined in the news of the week!
Valve crashes the TF2 economy, Bethesda botches Doom, and Cyberpunk 2077 forgoes pre-order BS in the news of the week!
Metroid Prime 4 has been rebooted, Steam is no longer a viable platform for Japanese developers, and Wakka calls for violence against Al Bhed children in the news of the week!
Telltale goes bust, Capcom Vancouver goes bust, and EA is under criminal investigation in the news of the week!
Lusipurr and SiliconNooB announce the book for the yearly giveaway, celebrate comments-of-the-month and donators-of-the-week, and hold forth on Valve games, in-game purchases, and the difficulty of creating guidelines that actually work in the real world.
Lusipurr, Imitanis, and Calyx discuss the latest exchanges between the worlds of interesting video games, expensive collectible card games, and boring table-top board games, with recent offerings including Gloomhaven, Artifact, and Horizon Zero Dawn.
Gaben frees the anime tiddies on Steam (much to the dismay of the gatekeepers), Microsoft has an E3 conference, and Bethesda has an E3 conference in the news of the week!
Lusipurr and SiliconNooB broadcast one last time from Fort Lusipurr-on-the-Lake, before moving to the glorious surrounds of Maison de Lusipurr. In a parting shot, Final Fantasy XV makes news again, with the announcement of further DLC… in 2019!
Microsoft is looking to buy a major third party publisher, Switch Virtual Console is a long way off, and EA is the fifth most hated American company in the news of the week!
In a syrupy haze, Lusipurr, Adeki, and SiliconNooB wrap up Gamescom 2017 and switch tack from Moby Dick to King Arthur as they prepare for next week’s unveiling of Lusipurr’s magnum opus.