Alison Rapp has been fired by Nintendo for a breach of contract, Final Fantasy XV releases September 30, SJWs have caused Square Enix to censor Star Ocean V, and orphans pilot mechs in the news of the week!
Vanillaware is back with another lustrous hand drawn action RPG entitled Dragon's Crown. TsubakiSamurai takes the plunge into the games formidable dungeons, and manages to survive to tell the tale.
Feminism rears its unkempt head to tarnish Dragon's Crown, Nintendo begs Wii owners to consider buying Wii U, and Dennis Dyack details his plans to rob gullible Nintendo fanboys blind in the news of the week.
The site hires three new staff members, but Nate fails to show up for the customary hazing ritual. RPGamer's Chris Privitere tries to fill Nate's shoes, but without a HD fart app. for his new iPad2, his performance remains ultimately unconvincing.