Sony dissolves Japan Studio in order to bolster tech demo development, claims that PS5 is the fastest selling console in US history, and then makes their customers use fruit as controllers in their comical pranks of the week!
Japanese PS4 game approvals are now determined by the whims of boxed wine drinkers in California, Blizzard is deleting negative criticism of Diablo Immortal, and Sony really fucked up the Playstation Classic in the news of the week!
The PS1 legacy is being squandered on smartphones, Final Fantasy VII is now an action game, and Microsoft is gussying up a fallen woman in the news of the week!
Nintendo blocks fan projects from The Game Awards, Wild Arms and Arc the Lad return in the worst possible way, and Watch Dogs 2 is shaping up as a major flop in the news of the week!
Spoiled for choice, Lusipurr puzzles over whether to play Mega Man Legends, Parasite Eve, Wild Arms, or Xenosaga. SiliconNooB and Imitanis attempt to confound him into playing Xenosaga, but the listeners step in, instead directing Lusipurr to Mega Man.
Final Fantasy X-3 looks to be a near certainty, Resident Evil players are an aging demography, and Titanfall cannot maintain a consistent framerate in the news of the week!