Google Stadia now has one foot in the grave, a Goldeneye HD port from Rare has leaked onto the internet, and Mass Effect is going to be censored in the news of the week!
With the death of Henry Heimlich, inventor of the life-saving manoeuvre after which--in a bizarre temporal inversion--he was named, Lusipurr, SiliconNooB, Adeki, and Sebastian report on the ways in which Nintendo, Square Enix, and Ubisoft have all choked.
The NX controller leak was a hoax, the Wii U will cease production in 2016, Square Enix is polishing up Final Fantasy XV, and Dagashi Kashi is like a fan service anime without fan service in the news of the week!
Overkill cucks the trust of their customers, Nintendo censors Xenoblade Chronicles X, Microsoft is confident about selling Boners this Christmas, and Diabolik Lovers returns for a second season in the news of the week!
Lusipurr.com is pleased to present Nocturne in the Moonlight: A Castlevania: Symphony of the Night playthrough!
Dyack returns once again from the grave, Xbots feel entitled to defraud Microsoft, and PS4 sales are coming along in leaps and bounds in the news of the week!