Yoshinori Kitase promises further destruction of Final Fantasy VII, Atlus is busy fixing Shin Megami Tensei Nocturne HD Remaster, and Japanese developers share their resolutions for 2021 in the news of the week!
After Caspius reviews Final Fantasy VII Remake, Imitanis and SiliconNooB discuss the future of the series, including the likely outcome for both the battle system and overworld in Final Fantasy VII Remake-2 and Sephiroth Returns: Final Fantasy VII Remake.
Nomura opens up about VIIR changes, Naughty Dog attempts to control spoilers, and Naughty Dog attempts to control Youtubers in the news of the week!
With SiliconNooB away at his brother Bruce's wedding, Caspius and Imitanis survey a news week littered with cancellations and delays caused by the media's pandemic fearmongering, but still find time to review the recent Final Fantasy VII Remake Demo.
Square Enix brought Final Fantasy VII Remake to TGS, and the results were suitably impressive in the news of the week!
The release of Final Fantasy VII looks to be nigh, Star Citizen has blown through all of its funding, and new details emerge for Persona 5 Royal.
Character models have been heavily revised for Final Fantasy VII Remake, Metroid Prime 4 is in dire trouble, 30% of Capcom Vancouver hipsters are laid off, and Xenogears is twenty years old today in the news of the week!
Capcom announces Street Fighter V: Arcade Edition, Tabata announces that he would like to ruin Final Fantasy VII-2, and Sony has redesigned PSVR in the news of the week!
With Lusipurr distracted by Dragon Quest VIII and a plate full of blueberry pancakes, Adeki, Imitanis, and SiliconNooB break into the company larder and make off with the Presidential Mutton Supply, resultling in a building-wide lockdown and mutton-hunt.
Nintendo's Alison Rapp turns out to be an alleged prostitute, Hironobu Sackaguchi calls Kitase a bad producer, I Am Setsuna bucks tradition by utilising an ATB in [CURRENT YEAR], and Ghost in the Shell will be shitty with or without Scarlett Johansson.
Final Fantasy VII Remake will be shit, Final Fantasy XV is being designed by morons, SJWs are making classic games retroactively worse, and Berserk returns to TV screens this July in the news of the week!
Lusipurr, Bup, and SiliconNooB celebrate the golden age of gaming with a discussion about the very best Super Nintendo games of all time, culminating in a forty-seven minute dance routine featuring a sixty-four voice choir and the New York Philharmonic.