Konami upsets gamers still further this week, Rovio cuts its workforce in half, Deus Ex's pre-order campaign is the greediest yet devised, and lewd Otku are all up in your children's education in the news of the week!
Lusipurr fires his lawyers and sells out to a multinational news corporation with massively profitable results for all concerned, where 'all concerned' means 'Lusipurr'. Panelists SiliconNooB, Imitanis, and Java are consequently forced into wage slavery.
Lusipurr travels to Tomorrowland with Bup, only to find out that it is really Yesterdayland; Mel exposes the incompetence of soap salesman Don Mattrick, played by Dan Akroyd; and, SiliconNooB praises the contributions to Cricket of Richie Benaud, OBE.
Study reveals that gaming has no relation to sexist attitudes, Don Mattrick gets turfed from Zynga, and Richie Benaud passes away at 84 in the news of the week!
Silent Hills gets signal boosted via Sony's Gamescom conference, Microsoft reveales that they have paid off Square Enix for Tomb Raider timed-exclusivity, and Zynga continues its downward trajectory in the news of the week!
Xbone overproduction becomes a problem for Microsoft, Zynga's balance sheet takes a turn for the worse, and Sony says 'fuck you' to Vita owners in the news of the week!